Rent my funnel brain💡for 90 minutes

Let’s tackle your biggest funnel challenge in this 90-minute intensive funnel session:

Building a funnel is hard

This Funnel Consult is 

A 90-minute intensive session to tackle your biggest funnel questions, concerns, or issue 

It’s the absolute quickest + most affordable way to get access to me + my funnel brain for your project.

This consult is best for brainwork. There’s no copywriting, funnel setup, or other execution work involved.


  • 90 minutes to ask questions, get help, pick my brain, or whatever else you need
  • Video or audio call via Zoom. Video’s always best. But it’s your choice. 
  • No wait times. Consults are typically available within the week or following week.
  • The confidence + clarity you need to move forward in your project

Price: $500 / 90 mins

Here’s how you book your session in 60 seconds:

Seriously, it takes less than a minute. And you can choose your day + time right now.

  1. Choose a day + time.
  2. Fill in the super short form with your contact info + goal for our session.
  3. Complete the payment.
  4. That’s it! We’ll meet on Zoom at the scheduled time.

(You’ll get your Zoom link after booking in the confirmation email.)

↓↓↓ Book right here ↓↓↓

High praise from happy clients

"Very impressed with work quality"

Excellent work. Very impressed with work quality, communication, organisation and level of professionalism all round.

Michelle Bourke

CEO, Artlivemedia

"Incredible to work with"

Paige was incredible to work with. Very professional, friendly, and easy to work with. She went over and above to deliver a high quality product beyond what we discussed. I am very thankful we chose to work with her

Ethan van Meter


"I love working with Paige!"

I love working with Paige! She always delivers on time, and her writing is great. She's fantastic at distilling complex concepts into easy-to-understand language, and she knows how to write to her audience.

Justin Wilcox

Founder, The FOCUS Framework

"She went above and beyond"

I honestly did not expect the excellent quality of work that she delivered. It was timely, professional... Excellent work and very happy with the results... She went above and beyond.

Richard Li


“What if…”

Where do I virtually meet you for our consult?

We’ll meet on Zoom (the video conferencing software). 

It’s super easy to join. Just click on the link provided in your confirmation email at the scheduled time. 

I recommend joining the meeting just a few minutes early. Zoom will place you in my virtual “waiting room” + I’ll add you to the call at our scheduled time. 

You can join with or without video or by computer or phone. If you need to screenshare your deskptop with me, I encourage you to join with your computer. 

If it’s your first time using Zoom… 

You’ll need to download the app for your operating system before hand. The download should start immediately when you click on the Zoom meeting link. Or you can download it from here ( 

For first-timers, I highly recommend setting up your Zoom app and testing your video + audio settings at least a few hours before hand to prevent delays or obstacles to getting on our call. 

How do I pay?

To reserve your consult, payments are due in full at the time of booking.

Just like with any online shop… You can pay easily with your favorite debit or credit card. And payments are processed securely via Stripe.

Right after booking, you’ll receive a receipt for your records.

What if I need to reschedule?

Your calendar can change. I get that. That’s why, I’m happy to work with you if you need to reschedule your session.

I do ask that you reschedule at least 24 hours in advance of your original scheduled consult.

To reschedule, please use the rescheduling link inside your confirmation email. With this link, you’ll be able to choose another day + time that works for you right away.

Please keep in mind, rescheduled sessions are subject to current availability.

If you try to reschedule and there are no days available, please email me + let me know. I’ll do my best to move some things around so we can find something that works for both of us.


What if I need to cancel my session?

If you need to cancel your session, please do so from your Calendly confirmation email.

(There’s a link inside that automatically updates the booking system.)

I want to respect your time as well as mine. So if you need to cancel, please do so at least 48 hours in advance to get a full refund (minus processing fees). If you cancel with less than a 48-hour notice, I’m happy to meet you half-way and refund 50% of your payment (minus processing fees).

However, if you miss your session + don’t cancel, there are no refunds available.

Please be considerate of my time + yours, and cancel at least 48 hours in advance.

What if I miss my session?

Above all, I want to help you solve your problems. But… for me to do that, you have to show up.

Let’s respect both your time + my time.

If you miss your session (without canceling or rescheduling ahead of time), here’s the policy:

  • You will not receive a refund or credit towards another session.
  • If you’d like to reschedule, you’ll have to book + pay for another session.

I want you to be fully aware of this policy, so there are no surprises.

That said, I’m a caring human being, and I understand that emergencies + extreme circumstances are not your fault.

If you miss or need to cancel or reschedule due to an emergency or extreme circumstance, please reach out + let me know. And we’ll reschedule at no extra charge.

What if I need more than 1 consult session with you?

Fantastic! I’m happy to hear it.

In this case, what you need is a coaching package—aka a package of coaching consults sold at a bulk rate. This means, you’ll pay less per session. Plus, you can redeem your sessions whenever you need them. They don’t expire.

If this sounds like what you need, send me an email to discuss available packages.

What if I need execution work like copywriting or funnel setup?

For exeution work, what you need is a 1-day working session, not a 90-minute consult. You can find out more about 1-day working sessions from the services page.

I still have consult questions...

No problem. If you need some questions answered before you’re ready to book, send me an email: I’ll reach out as soon as I can with answers. 

Paige Poutiainen, The Impact Copywriter © 2016-2018. All rights reserved.